The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound a sleep in the fields. Failing to do so would be a huge missed steak. 2. Moo.

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Who's there? Cows go who? 4. Cow who? Cow go. No, silly cows go moo. A cow with no lips who?

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